Bloodbath and Beyond reviews the movie Elves directed by Jamaal Burden and starring Stephanie Marie Baggett, Deanna Grace Congo, and Amy Jo Guthrie.
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Synopsis
When a group of friends discover ancient elves locked in a cursed chest, they unknowingly unleash their wrath on the world.
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The editing is so bad
Oh man. I HATE Uncoork’d. They’re like a poor man’s Asylum and that’s saying something.
Oh shit there back with a new video reviewing a shitty movie OH GOD AND I WANTED TO WATCH THIS FILM
In the UK this film was released with the name Evil Elves & has a even more misleading cover. I bought it in a charity shop for £1 & still felt ripped off. I just couldn’t believe how bad this film was.
Hey guys check out SQUEAL (2008) .it’s a pretty good horror movie trust me u won’t be disappointed
Really bad movie. watching it now. Want my money back!
an awful Z Movie
Weird smiling is creepy kinda.
You guys need to see Ax’em. It may be the most technically terrible movie ever made. If Jay watches this, his head might explode. I’d love to see you guys rip this movie to shreds.
Check out my short film “The Shadows” both actors Loren and Stephanie come out and are great in it.
HO-HO-NOOOoOooOOoOoo lolz
https://youtu.be/jQLt02zr3Ho
Reminds me of “Terror Toons” with how terrible it looks. I can’t believe someone actually put money into a project like this with any expectation that it’s going to do well. And I’ll admit, there are Full Moon flicks that are super B-movies, but at least they’re funny or have some nostalgic charm to them, but this?! This looks BAD.
Elves (1989) is where it’s at.
Those 2 guys are way to young to make horror movie reviews on YouTube. They should be on YouTube kids or the Disney channel.
I almost bought this movie but for once I listened to that voice that said dont do it!
Merry Christmas John and Jay!! 🙂
/Matte
Loved this review. It was hilarious!
These film companies should send you a copy before release, so you can tell them how to make it better.
I knew when I saw this title that this was gonna be hilarious
Why do you never give zeros?
Fun and informative, as always. Merry Christmas, guys.
bloodbath and beyond GO review the Pooka (2018) it Creepy
This movie was Definitely a Pass
Lol!
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Jay, what do you mean you “almost walked out of?” Tell me you didn’t pay money to watch this _shit_ in theaters?
John is a hot elf. But back to the subject–Elves looks like a big flaming dumpster fire. It’s a hard pass.
Holy crap, this movie looks so shitty that I almost have to test my endurance to see if I can sit through the whole thing. The box art kind of makes it look like a Full Moon release but that’s probably an insult to Full Moon…
Aye, but the rack on the dwarf. You would. You know you would.
There’s gotta be a million unmade scripts out there. If you don’t have money why not find a decent script that takes place in one or two locations, with just a few characters, and spend the money on a talented cinematographer, editor, and sound person.
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This movie is so bad
Merry Christmas guys.Will definitely skip this one!
Those horny little bastards I knew they were up to no good
Can you look at all of THE THING Movies??????????????
I honestly can’t see myself making it through the trailer on this one lol
Isnt this same thing as Truth or Dare
Why would they choose truth or dare to copy? Were people actually excited to see that movie enough to inspire a copy cat? I thought the trailers were garbage for truth or dare.
Haha great review. That cover looked cool… feel bad for the people that put effort into that haha