Greta – Movie Review

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Chris Stuckmann reviews Greta, starring Isabelle Huppert, Chloë Grace Moretz, Maika Monroe, Colm Feore, Stephen Rea. Directed by Neil Jordan.

Comments

vagurl84 says:

Looks like a Lifetime movie.

Weetbix says:

Totally agree – the movie lost me completely exactly where you talked about the physicality. And the rest wasn’t close to interesting enough to get me back in. I had no issues with the nativity – I thought that played out fine. I gave it a 3/10 because for me the good performances couldn’t make up for a boring cliche story.

Bruce Wayne says:

Can you do an A+ movie review?

Luis C says:

It’s been a while since I’ve wanted to walk out of a movie more than while I was watching this movie. Incredibly dumb. Horrible movie.

Mr.FluffyFace says:

oh cool, Chloë Grace Moretz is acting again. Good to have her back.

Siyon Foster says:

Hey chris, watch climax…

Jerel Calvert says:

Old people strength is REAL

Jack Mathes says:

Could you review climax

Andres U. De Assis says:

Everytime he criticises the screenplay, makes we wonder which draft did he read. He should know scripts changes a lot. Probably the first draft wasn’t a cliche.

Mario Cuellar says:

I’m not sure if the movie is boring or he’s review of this movie is what is actually boring…

Afif Danial says:

nice shirt

Aaron Osborne says:

Why is this advertised as a horror film?

Flash HarelKrash says:

Your French accent is so sexy, even though we only got to hear it for a second. LOL

Dave Booshty says:

Single White “Grandma”…? lol

Maryflowerxo says:

Can you review “The Hole in the Ground”?

JAGORZ51 65 says:

Great review. It had your classic humor

Miklós Molnár says:

Why is nobody talking about Vice?

Ty_ teynium says:

I had a piano teacher once! Nothing happened, honest.

Rexus King says:

The battle angel T shirt!!!!!!!!!!! Where you got that!?

Shaine White says:

If you find a purse on a Subway, give it to the police instead of giving it to the person, who might be dangerous! Use your head, for Christ sake!!

Justy Gilberts says:

Should I watch this at night?

Elvin Solano says:

Single White Female.

Karlheinz Hodenfuchs says:

Chloe Grace Moretz is (besides Saoirse Ronan) one of the most sympathetic younger actresses nowadays. Sure her recent filmography has some flaws but I think her upcoming roles get more and more ambitious. She gets better and better. Based from interviews I think she is also very down to earth. Not to forget: She’s damn beautiful, such a beauty! It’s nearly impossible to not like her.

Cloud City says:

This movie assumes you’ve never heard of Single White Female, Pacific Heights, etc…etc… I could tell from the trailer. Thanks for saving my time and money.

James Bay says:

We need a ROMA review!!

Jonathan Curran says:

It will be on the list to watch (Nes Manga)

Justin Hedelt says:

With the 80th anniversary you could review Gone with the Wind.. the most gorgeous movie with the villain as the main character.

theAlex1433 says:

Please review Bruce Lee’s last film..Enter the Dragon!

Yaddy PRIME says:

Hitgirl from kickass?

Eric Winkler says:

I wouldn’t mind getting stuckmannized into Chloë Grace Moretz.
I’d sling that girl’s legs around my ears and wear her like a feedbag!

Insinuo says:

Why don’t you plug your other social media in the description ?

JD Tremblay says:

Damn dude, you are not funny, stop trying to be funny.

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