AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex rail on the not so good 5th Jurassic Park film, but could it possibly setup a good or interesting 6th film? Joe thinks so!
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Jurassic World
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Jurassic Park
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5/10 for me, the movie was so dumb and shallow no dinosaur could make it entertaining. Another mutated raptor-thing, this time made for combat (like WTF?! This kind of shit was cringy in the last JW, how could they do this again?). Too bad it couldn’t hunt down moving targets, a little girl outrunned it lol, what a shitty asset- that russian guy should buy himself a dog, it’s by far a better deal.
And honestly, why so many JP1 references (in such a short amount of time) in a movie that treats us like idiots? They made us think they remember and then they dumped on it big time. Is it a message for the old JP fans? Like “your time has passed, go fuck yourself”?
That is one big pile of shit.
I’d be interested to know what movies alex actually likes… lol
This was a film for hardcore JP fans. It’s the opposite of the SW TLJ debacle… with the mainstream tending to dislike and the hardcore fanbase rather liking it I think..
Oh and Joe get rid of Alex. He is awful. Just awful. Awful. Awful. Just looking at him swiming in his negativity and smuggness makes many of us sick.
Joe are you going to due a review on bohemian rhapsody?
Joe talking out his ass as usual!!!!!!!
none of the “dinosaurs” in any of the movies are actual dinosaurs. they have always been genetically created monsters. so I have always seen it as kind of monster movie because of that
Watched it. It’s a 4
Dino-Tree Huggers: We want to save The Dinosaurs!!
Me: Ok! Let’s save The Herbivores. They aren’t a threat to our lives.
I hated this movie but TO BE FAIR lol Chris Pratts character was recruited from the Navy to be an animal trainer in the first Jurassic World
Still better than Han Solo or Last Jedi
Movie was SOOOO bad
If I remember the dinosaur were genetically altered with frog dna to be A sexual so all of them could self breed.
I agree with basically everything you said except for the complaint about Bryce leaving them to die. Bryce understands that while she thinks these animals deserve to live, she understands that it can’t be with humans. If someone was given the option to release a pride of lions into a city or let them all die, the obvious answer is to let them die.
Someone cut the brontosaurus on the dock scene and set it to Celine Dion’s “My Heart Will Go On”! Honestly that made me laugh! Next up- DINOSAUCERS!!
Lmao you guys only hate it because it isn’t the first movie. If it had the same theme every time it would just be even more boring.
i sleep half tru the mouvie.steel dont know the end dont care too .
some of the dinosaurs looked like they were sold and put in crates to ship
Jurassic world: land before time
DINO RIDERS! I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS FOREVER! Just keep Michael Bay away from it!
They just don’t give a shit about the Jurassic Park/World story. The name “Jurassic” is strictly a vehicle.
You moan far to much about the smallest thing, unsub
All my thoughts exactly and more, review was hit on the nail.
I asked for a sequal.
Its planet of the apes all over again.
with this level of education, the protagonists never talk about invasive species, how stupid and intelligently insulating the film is
Honestly the movie should have ended with the dinosaurs dying from carbon monoxide thing. If it ended that way, it could’ve given a better message of the film overall and ended the franchise on a awesome note.
I’d personally give it 7/10 only because there is more action and human killings and the horror feels in the later half. I do agree on the sub-plots, want to add this film felt a little political.
Plus I did not like certain characters, mostly the girl who happens to be like Rose Tico from Star Wars. Would have been a great movie if it doesn’t have the name attached to it.
Joe seems like the cry baby fanboy type that would feel like TLJ ruined Star Wars. Personally I came wait for the best episode. I loved the Last Jedi and would never pay money to see another Jurassic World movie
Chris Pratt’s character is a Gary Stu. He never seems troubled or worried. He always keeps his cool and is calm and manages to accomplish every single thing he plans to. It’s fucking ridiculous. He should play Superman, if there was no Kryptonite in the movie.
This film was boring and pointless
Where’s the creativity in movie scripts anymore? Jesus christ the people writing this garbage must be laughing their asses off to the bank for getting so much for such poor quality…
I swear to God that the director of this movie played Capcom, because the only movie I saw this weekend was Resident Evil: Dino Crisis.
Movie sucked and was stupid watch my quick review lol