Murder on the Orient Express – Movie Review


Chris Stuckmann reviews Murder on the Orient Express, starring Kenneth Branagh, Tom Bateman, Penelope Cruz, Willem Dafoe, Judi Dench, Johnny Depp, Josh Gad, Derek Jacobi, Leslie Odom Jr., Michelle Pfeiffer, Daisy Ridley, Marwan Kenzari, Olivia Colman, Lucy Boynton, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, Sergei Polunin. Directed by Kenneth Branagh.


Matthew BR Sims says:

“Puh-ro”? Why do I get the feeling that Poirot would sarcastically but charmingly correct you if he heard you pronounce his name that way lol

New Rule Media says:

Dude Chris, I gotta say… For a film reviewer, you really need to learn how to pronounce actor/filmmaker’s names correctly when doing a video review! Kenneth Branagh is not pronounced BRAN-HA, it’s pronounced BRANA. You’re even worse when you try to say Roland Emmerich!!! Lol, I love you bro, but do a little research on actors, watch interviews with them to see how they’re introduced when they go on a talk show or something, THEN when you know how to pronounce their name, continue with your review. It’s only professional… 🙂

Ciarán Lalor says:

Chris, you’re great, but this isn’t the first time I’ve heard you mispronounce Branagh.

Charlie Busser says:

Here’s another video where Chris fucks his name up. So don’t try to say he does it on purpose!

Captain Anopheles says:

Just bran-uh. Not bran-aaaargh.

Danarra Ban says:

Just say Bran uh and then clear your throat

Dr. Shazbot, PhD says:

I twitch every time you mispronounce Kenneth Branagh’s last name.

mrchinee25 says:

Soo anyone who has seen this movie. Is it worth going to see was it a great movie or pass? I need some opinions here thanks

Miika Mäentaus says:

Deadpool lookin mad retarded in the back there

lupus says:

I can’t listen to any more of this brarn-har business. The mans name is Branagh. That’s pronounced bran-a you ignorant dope.

Blake Bassett says:

Sweet mad max shirt dude!! You gotta give us a link to where you get your tshirts sometime!

TARUN sharma says:

Please review Watchmen !!!

TheGalacticCrafter says:

pretty absolutely sure it isn’t BRAUN-HA but this isn’t the first time Chris has mispronounced names
*cough* MA-HER-SHA-LA *cough*

Gray Avalon says:

There is another adaption of it. Starring David Suchet from the British tv show Poirot in 2010. No one gives him the amazing credit he deserves for his incredible portrayal of the character since the 1980s til the last season in 2013!

Adrian Hebert 2 says:

I have to go to a field trip to watch this

eden widener says:

he doesn’t say a word by johnny depp lol

tzey1 says:

did you forget to look up how to say branagh lol

anthony cheesman says:

Netflix remember that lol

Quade King says:

Could you do a review of JERUSALEMA A SOUTH AFRICA FILM

Jeremy Marwick says:

Hey Chris. Your movie reviews are awesome man. Thanks so much. Keep them coming. From Jeremy in New Zealand

Patrick Valo says:

hey chris :3 been a fan since more then 3 years. i was wondering if you could review american horror story season 7 or any season the first ones are very well made and have tons of horror nods

Kongmeng Xiong says:

I’ve been watching you before you hit 500k subs. Great reviews every time! 😉

Gordon Heaney says:

Need to learn to say his name properly!

Mr. Mammuthus Africanavus says:

Chris you might’ve suggested something new to try: Films you don’t think need re-makes that are perfect the first time. If you did that I would think Mad Mad Mad Mad World would be on that list; please cover that movie sometime anyways since it is getting harder and harder to find.

Johan Holm says:

Have you done a review of The godfather trilogy? if not , would be awesome

titus bramble says:

It’s pronounced Brana nor Brarnar

thomas freel says:

Is there any chance of a review for Professor Marston and the Wonder Women? I really want to see this movie although im always working when it is showing 🙁

J K says:

This video confirms it. You consistently overrate films. This film is floating at 56/100 on Metacritic.

CyberPolarBear says:

Kenneth Brawn Ha

Samar says:

It´s funny how since i discovered this channel i always automatically watch your review first and then decide to go or not =D

FuzzzWuzzz says:

I’m daring you to review “Let There Be Light”. That would be an interesting video.

MegaMagicdog says:

Still not liking the tat.

Otherwise, I might actually go out and see this – if only because I miss movies like this. Something based on a classic Christie novel and a real actor in the form of Kenneth Branaugh.

Tim Walden says:

I’m starting to feel a little uncomfortable being Stuckmannized. Is there any sort of warranty on the process?

Brandon Taylor says:

Out of all the books I had to read during school this was the first one I actually liked

jake kayll says:

Hey, Chris. It would be cool if you did a case 39 review.I want to know your thoughts on the film

James Lawner says:

Am I the only one who remembers Murder by Death? That movie was like an unofficial Clue movie before I discovered there was an actual Clue movie.

Graeme Strachan says:

It’s a new adaptation! Not the same thing!

Tom Wright says:

Dude it’s pronounced Branna.
Like Hanna Barbara. But a Br not an H.

Jack McCullough says:

Peter Ustinov and David Suchet are the best Poirots in my opinion.

FilmChris says:

Do a review of Thelma!!!!!!

Connor Stephens says:

Sorry. David Suchet will forever be the best version of Poirot. Kenneth Branagh looks like he should be leading a Indian raid.

Steve Roberts says:

I think you’re mispronouncing Brannagh’s name.

noelleschamback says:

Chris! Review Clue!!

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