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Chris Stuckmann and John Flickinger review Slender Man, starring Joey King, Julia Goldani-Telles, Jaz Sinclair, Annalise Basso, Javier Botet. Directed by Sylvain White.
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After watching things like Tribe Twelve, Everyman Hybrid, Keratin Garden, and the OG Marble Hornets I just can’t watch some lame Hollywood clone.
The ending was hilarious!
the slenderman fan movie was better than this
I had my worries.
It’s disgraceful that you have not reviewed Bram Stoker’s Dracula (1992)
You know a trend is over when Hollywood makes a movie about it.
They won’t show this in my city because it’s pretty much where the slender man stabbing happened. Oh well no one would’ve seen this shit here anyways
Great “website-video” guys! xD
JOHN! buddy. it’s not based on a gammmmme. The game is based on the photo contest/urban legend/creepypasta. C’mon man.
Love when ya’ll review shitty “horror” movies
So they couldve shown it to the girls involved in attack and they couldve gotten some comic relief?! 🙂
OMG, i cant stop replaying at 00:09 lol
So can we get a hilariosity for Urban legend
They definitely dropped the ball. If made right this would’ve been the It of 2014
En 10 años John Flickinger sera despedido por disney por el chiste que hizo al min 3:00
Its a shame cause the Slender man mythos is actually really good. Watch marble hornets instead.
Should’ve made this movie when Marble Hornets was a thing, now that’s the real slender man!!!
i figured this movie would be bad. damn shame
the gag at the end actually scared me cuz i had headphones in and i wasn’t looking at the screen
I’m not scared of Slender Man… like, he seems like a Gentle man husband and Everyone portrays him as a baddie D:
Oh no 🙁 lol
Who is the new guy? His lover??
jeremy jahns said it was a good movie so I’m watching it
I was waiting for this
Just watch Marble Hornets. Preceded even the game and pulled the character off better… and was also scarier :v
I said this movie would be terrible, when I saw the first trailer. It looked like a boring and shoddy cashgrab horror film that didn’t even look remotely scary. And I’m glad I didn’t bother to watch it
There actually already was a live action found footage slenderman series that came out on youtube years before the stupid videogame was ever made. Its called Marble hornets and it’s pretty much what this movie should have been.
This feels like a spoiler review
Hey Chris have you ever thought about doing a review on Eyes wide shut?
I’m just waiting for the Jeff The Killer movie
Slender boy is the big gay
SlenderMan sneaking into my DMs smh
This would’ve probably been a better movie if it dramatized the story of those two girls who lured their friend to a sleepover and then tried to kill her…
I was actually waiting for your review before seeing this in the cinema. Now I’m not gonna spend my money on it. Thanks Chris & John !
They tried to capitalise on nostalgia but failed horribly.
“This could be a great found footage movie”
Oh you mean like Marble Hornets, Tribe Twelve, Everyman Hybrid, Dark Harvest, MLAnderson etc?
If they did this movie as a parody of found footage movies, internet creepy pastas, with some creepy/scary moments and made fun out of the horror tropes that studios have used to death in the last 5 years it could have been a good watch.
Something like a found footage version of Slither for example.
Having jokes where the person with the camera wont put the bloody thing down to help, walks into things because they are only looking through the camera’s viewfinder and why do all the monsters ignore them could be funny as hell.